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biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

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I think there’s a Shakespeare reference in here somewhere.

Mark Oshiro, on Wyrd Sisters, Discworld

Yes, Mark. I think there may be. 

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